Sunday

"ahh fuck this!" Amy said after she relentlessly tried to open the bottle of champagne. the top part of the cork broke when she tried to pull it off with her teeth. now, she has no bubbly, a chipped tooth and a man in her room with only his shorts on!

"i swear to God he can't see me naked without getting drunk first," then she imagined him cowering in a corner asking to be sent back home because "the stretch marks on your thighs will drive any man away!". her mother is such a cow. who died and made her queen of "what men want".

"ok. maybe there's something else in here that'll help," then she eye's some cough medicine in the cabinet. "that'll do." and she mixes it with some gatorade and fruit syrup.
a few minutes later she's holding the man's head as he throws-up in the toilet bowl.

Nasty.

Siti